Step 1 — Describe your very normal day
No need to format it. We handle the corporate poetry.
💡 Quick examples — click to fill:
Brushed my teeth
Survived a 3-hour meeting
Finished a slide deck at 2 AM
Got promoted, told no one
Had an awkward networking chat
Gave a 5-min office presentation
Got rejected but kept going
Finally sent that difficult email
⚠️ Side effects: sudden urge to “circle back”, excessive use of “synergy”, and inexplicable mentions of 5 AM wake-up routines.
Step 2 — Your weaponised corporate poetry
#leadership
#grateful
#growthmindset
#notahumblebrag
Hit “Distil the BS” to transform your humble reality into a masterpiece of corporate poetry. 🥃
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