Step 1 — Your very normal day
No formatting needed. We handle the corporate poetry.
💡 Click an example to try:
I took a nap
I brushed my teeth
I ate lunch alone
I sent a few emails
I attended a 3-hour Zoom call
I got rejected
I made a to-do list
I took a dump
⚠️ Side effects: uncontrollable use of “leverage”, “synergise”, and “optimise” in everyday conversation.
Your weaponised corporate poetry
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#optimization
#grateful
#synergy
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